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UPDATE (9/2/09): Six of those who were arrested last Friday were only released today, five days after they were detained. The Head Prosecutor reversed the decision of the Fiscal finding probable cause in the complaint filed by the police.

Alta theater in Cubao was raided again last Thursday by the police and was subsequently closed down by the Mayor. Last night, another establishment catering to gay/bi/trans clients was also raided. We had to be in a police precinct till 3 AM this morning, and come back again late, and wait for hours till formal charges were filed late in the afternoon – all in the name of an ordinance that imposes a maximum fine of P200 per violator.

Too much hassle, right? Those who were arrested are still being held by the police. They have been detained for more than 12 hours before the arresting officers arrived and confirmed that formal charges would be filed. The police dragged its feet, timed the filing of the complaint just when the weekend court is about to close. The prosecutor said that with no court open, there can be no arraignment, and therefore the bail could not be granted. We have to wait for the court to open on Tuesday to secure the release of the arrested individuals. That’s more than 72 hours of jail time for an ordinance so important the violation of which could lead to maximum of P200 fine. (Unfortunately, I cannot give the other details because we are still securing an early release).

Let’s call a spade a spade. These raids are not done in the exercise of the rule of law. These are extortion activities, the kind of law enforcement that compromises the rule of law and erodes whatever trust we have on the government and our law enforcement agencies. Assuming that in some of these unjust raids certain violations of local laws or obscure national policies have been committed, the proportionality of police response betrays the motive behind the action – to extort. It’s easy money, and we know that law enforcement can be a lucrative profession. Everybody in the establishment earns – the police, the local or national officials, and sometimes even the mainstream media. (Read here a case background on a raid in Alta that shows how the interests of the police and the media converge) Read the rest of this entry »

What with the society telling me over and over again that my sexual behavior is unnatural, I developed an inclination toward studying nature. As a student I thought I could pursue the desire – thoroughly boosted by the discovery that prehistoric insects trapped inside amber could lead to the cloning of dinosaurs – as a formal course. I wanted to be a genetic engineer.

But then math got in the way. No way I could stand in front of eminent scientists, George Bush, and Pope Benedict XVI, show them the cloned baby, and declare, “Jesus is back,” if I don’t know how to multiply fractions or if I panic at the sight of mathematical symbols.

So I became a “nature enthusiast” instead, which really is an excuse of sorts. I am a yoga enthusiast and not a yogi because I fall asleep while meditating. I can theoretically become a basketball enthusiast but never a basketball player because I lack the height. So there you go, the origin of a nature enthusiast.

So here’s my confession as a nature enthusiast. After climate change, my next nature obsession is the discovery by scientists that the Y chromosome is shrinking. Others actually estimate that it could totally disappear in 125,000 years. What this means is that men could vanish, replaced by asexual, all-female humans. Read the rest of this entry »

Monsignor Achilles Dakay of the Archdiocese of Cebu blames ‘gay sex’ as the real culprit behind the so-called Cebu rectal surgery scandal. All I can say to Father Dakay is this: Father, there’s a whole world of gay sex taking place in your parish, perhaps even within your parish church. All you have to do is open your eyes. Where else did those erotic fantasies about priests and sacristans come from?

I wonder, after calling gay sex unnatural and perverse, what does ‘gay sex’ conjure in the mind of Father Dakay? Does the idea of oral sex between men evoke images of Dementors? Does he believe that we are all predisposed to get motel rooms that are, by some evil design, all numbered 666? It would probably surprise our dear Father Dakay to discover that when we have sex on the floor, we don’t do it inside a huge drawing of the pentagram, surrounded by candles. We don’t do a Linda Blair or an Emily Rose when we cum either; when that happens, please be assured, Father Dakay, that I’d be the first to request for an exorcism. Read the rest of this entry »

A year ago, a friend living in the US sent a small box of downloaded gay porn videos. He sent it via post, also known as snail mail, so it arrived two months later. As a security precaution, he labeled it “Family photos.” Read the rest of this entry »

THIS IS AN OLD JOKE. TO KILL PUBIC lice and crabs, all you need is a bottle of gin and a fistful of sand. Just pour gin on the pubic area, to be followed a few minutes later by a liberal scattering of sand. Hopefully the unwanted parasites would get scandalously drunk and ‘stone’ each other to death. If that doesn’t work, if they end up becoming rabid AA members instead, resort to the so-called Pilar Pilapil recipe for treating crabs. Read the rest of this entry »