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The politics of outing

I thought no one noticed it, but Bandila, the late-night news of ABS-CBN, had a segment last night about how Senators grilled Jun Lozada, the star witness of the opposition on the NBN controversy (If you are not familiar with the NBN controversy, read these articles first). Bandila’s story said that even Lozada’s pagkalalaki (manhood/maleness) was questioned during the hearing.

It was Sen. Jamby Madrigal who opened the topic. He asked Lozada, a close friend of former NEDA Sec. Romulo Neri and a consultant of NEDA on the controversial project, if his relationship with Neri is intimate. If, to be precise, it is as intimate as the ones he allegedly has with two men, whom Madrigal has the chutzpah to name, one of them is allegedly Neri’s boyfriend. (Read Neri’s reaction here.) Nothing new about what Madrigal asked, and the story has been circulating in the political grapevine and in the halls of Congress ever since Neri’s name has been involved in the NBN scandal. But Madrigal’s motive must be questioned. Continue reading

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chutzpah

Four session days have passed and the House of Representatives remains empty. They have opened the session and subsequently adjourned simply because there are not enough legislators to constitute a quorum.

The excuse last week was the ASEAN Inter-Parliamentary Organization, which held its 27th General Assembly in Cebu City. Other representatives, meanwhile, joined President GMA’s European junket.

This week, it’s the budget briefings that have kept our dear congressmen and women too preoccupied to attend the regular session. Please don’t misinterpret me. It’s not as if they are now suddenly busy with their parliamentary work. Actually, what happens is that while the formal budget deliberations are taking place, legislators are also busy having side meetings with representatives from line agencies to demand for congressional insertions and other requests. In fact, in most of the budget hearings, the buzz from these negotiations and horse trading is noisier than the formal debate itself.

Next year being an election year, this craving for more development projects is not surprising. Former Camarines Sur Representative and now DBM Secretary Rolando Andaya, who once said that a fifth of the pork barrel goes to the pockets of legislators, is predictably silent.

The Senate is still busy with inquiries that go nowhere because government officials continue to snub them. Bong Austero is appalled by the treatment that PCGG Chair Sabio is getting from a Senate panel investigating a sequestered asset, while Manolo Quezon believes that the Senate simply has no choice. I don’t really see anything wrong with Sabio’s arrest, and though I take issues, too, with the Senate’s excesses, Congress as an institution has broad oversight powers. It should certainly not be abused, but when the entire Executive is ignoring your invitation, then the institution must assert its independence.

And oh, Miriam is sick again. This time with anorexia.

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patayin sa puyat si palparan

The guy just won’t fade away. Might as well deal with him, though I don’t exactly agree with the macho strategy of the New People’s Army. I’m neither for armed struggle nor for active non-violence, but, other than being a staunch advocate of world peace, i am in favor of earnestly gathering sound proposals on how to deal with a guy like Gen. Jovito Palparan.

The best proposal yet is this – “Oplan PPP: Patayin sa Puyat si Palparan.” He looks malnourished (just look at his disproportinately small head), so sleep deprivation would be very debilitating for this guy. This won’t be easy, because in spite of the human rights violations he has obviously committed, he actually admitted that he is still able sleep well at night. Since he’s based in remote rural areas, where the only creatures that are active at night are truly nocturnal, the only way to keep him up until the wee hours of the morning is to invite him every night to judge your ubiquitous gay beauty pageants. This is the only strategy that does not violate the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

For the public’s information, gay beauty pageants, duly supported most of the time by the Sangguniang Kabataan or the Baranggay Council, can run for 10 hours and last until 5 – 6:00 AM. Sometimes, they even have to break the pageant at daybreak and continue the contest immediately after sunset.

If you are from Bulacan, Nueve Ecija or Pampanga, then do an act of patriotism and invite Palparan to judge your gay beauty contests. Believe me, that would, ehem, neutralize the menace.

Just so you know, this brilliant idea is not mine. And I do have a cedula.

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